June 2012
immiqrant:
mfwthebard:
immiqrant:
People that don’t like things solely because it’s “mainstream”
That’s not even CLOSE to true, I don’t like things that are mainstream for different reasons.
News Flash.
Call Me Maybe is my fucking jam right now.
Served.
this is the most confusing comeback I have ever read
bluekindofmusic:
if you live in the US and have ever sent a message telling the recipient to kill themselves, you’ve committed the felony of encouraging suicide and, depending on the state’s laws (meaning, what class of felony it is), you could be looking at a fine of $25,000+ and 10+ years in prison, just for encouragement
and if they actually do it, you are legally responsible and, in some...
If One Direction came out with a perfume:
Zayn: Cologne, very seductive and spicy.
Louis: Fruity and fabulous, like Viva La Juicy.
Liam: Cute and floral, very light.
Harry: Loud and strong, when you walk into the room, you smell it.
Niall: Someday by Justin Bieber
twodoorcinemaclubsoda:
I’m gonna get #rude tattooed on my hand and put it up anytime someone talks to me
gabesaportaspenis:
OH NY FUCKING GOFD I JUST WALKED PAST A SCARY CRAZY OLD MAN AND HE SCREAMED IN MY FACE “I CAN SEE YOU LOVE THE INTERNET I CAN TELL BY YOUR DEAD EYES” I WAS SO SCARED IS IT REALLY TAHT OBVIOUS OMF HELP
sage-of-hope:
bro PLEASE
kaepable:
youngster—joey:
couchpotate:
i need this on my blog
Droopy: IMPORTANT: Mass deletion of stories on... →
wtffanfiction:
My attention was directed to this post. It looks like a pretty good explanation of what’s going on over at Fanfiction.net. OP posted her FF.net account at the bottom if anyone has any questions, or send them to her Tumblr.
whatsernamelambert:
Hello. As most of you…
more celebrities should donate blood like could you imagine having the blood of meryl streep running through your veins
God: *creates the human butt*
God: Oh they are gonna love this
absolute-funniest-posts:
petewentzemolobster:
it’s all fun and games until the-absolute-funniest-posts reblogs it
excuse you
hyliancrest:
If you think that I’m going to be annoyed by you messaging me
Mom: why are you doing that? Me: Because Sherlock holmes did it. Mom: if Sherlock Holmes jumped off a buildin- Me: *gross sobbing*
popcornmassacre:
gayundertones:
urietarded:
textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing
chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket
(chow liung pao is in a wheel chair)
gaymzee:
horton hears a what
horton hears a who
horton hears a chicka chicka slim shady
antemrd:
BOYFRANS
elasticitymudflap:
when i was in middle school i was going to sing a song from an anime with my friends for our school’s talent show and our teacher was trying to ask if we were going to perform in cosplay, our school was full of weeaboos so the teachers sort of picked up the ‘lingo’, but he couldn’t remember the word and instead he just casually asks “are you girls dressing up in hentai?”
i...
at my funeral when they’re lowering me into the ground i demand they play drop it like its hot
rural-juror:
here’s my number, so please oh god don’t call i hate talking on the phone send me a text if you need me and don’t get mad if it takes me a few hours to respond maybe
☆: ATTENTION! →
dikaido:
The following tags are being spammed with shock images on tumblr: otherkin kpop cat cats kitten lol animal rights lgbt infinite woohyun bap zelo sunggyu basically any and all homestuck tags, i’m guessing avengers dog puppies doctor who jesus god my little pony mlp